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Hungry Tired Christian College Student
That awkward moment…
When you give up social media for Lent and your best friend inBelgium gets instagram and your sister in China gets tumblr.
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When I’m stealing paper towels from my residents’ community bathroom
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NYR’s
I really, really disliked people who referred to things in text-speak when I was younger- like saying ‘JK!’ in actual, vocal conversations. And then it became a thing and I became one of the worst offenders to the point where I don’t know if I’m being ‘ironic’ or not when I refer to New Year’s Eve as ‘NYE’ (hint: what I’m actually being is lazy, words are hard). The point is, saying ‘NYR’s’ is a lot easier/simpler/funner for me than bothering with all the sounds in ‘New Year’s Resolutions’ or whatever, gah, words.
Also, I really, really dislike NYR’s because NO ONE STICKS THEM THROUGH, IT’S ALL ARBITRARY ANYWAYS, I’M LAZY AND I DON’T LIKE MAKING THEM, ect.
First, though, I should say that every year I do like to say I’ll spend more time with God. And every year my relationship with God does continue to grow, but I do have a bad habit of not being intentional with my time. So this is more of a plan than a resolution, but I PLAN to devote time in my morning, afternoon, and evening specifically to just listening/talking/learning about God every day.
So aside from the above, I haven’t really set any goals recently, because I’m lazy. So if I set them now I can call them NYR’s and sound like a 13 year old girl, which I LOVE.
Anyways, maybe one should be to write/speak more concisely? Whatever.
NYR #1- do 10 leg lifts a day.
*Yes, I know, 10 isn’t a lot and in order to actually gain muscle you have to increase the amount you do but 10 is a start and also I don’t care, so I’m going to do 10 leg lifts a day*
NYR #2- be punctual.
*I really love the word ‘punctual’, mainly because it’s one of the opening lines that Mulan writes on her arm in the Disney movie, okay. Anyways, I’m pretty notorious for telling people to meet me somewhere on the hour and showing up on the next one. It KIND OF makes me a terrible friend sometime, an annoying acquaintance, an irresponsible employee, and a very, very poor student. So I will go to sleep on time and figure out the exact amount of minutes it takes me to get ready for something and NOT waste time when I’m in a hurry and I WILL be on time for things this year. Yay.*
aaaaaand those are it for now. I’ll write more (maybe?) in coming days/weeks/through out the rest of the year, but having too many might cause me to give up on all of them. So for now I will do leg lifts and be on time for things.
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Titania (Queen of Fairies) - Ruth Brickland
5.5cm high hand made walnut shell sculptures.
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